life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try
i have noticed a lot of ppl say that they are ‘balling’ their eyes out and do not realize that they actually mean ‘bawling’ unless they truly are ballin that hard but idk i have my doubts
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Today I’m going out to the field until Thursday to play bad guy for some dudes in training.
I was told I get to sleep in a heated tent with electricity so that means I get to catch up on Pokemon and Zelda and I won’t freeze my socks off. I was also told I can wear civilian clothes and I don’t have to shave so hopefully months of constant shaving will allow me to grow some sweet facial hair. HOPEFULLY.
This’ll probz be the last big thing I do before I go home. I’m stoked to see the big tree in Market Street and go ice skating by the mall and see Christmas lights everywhere and feeling that holiday spirit cause I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t experience any of that here. But alas.
I CANT BREATHE
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
What she says here kills me
Please marry me
Oh dear Zeus above
Mitch’s tree is up, if you visit please feel free to leave him an ornament and we will put them on his tree every year 😘😍👯
this is so cute and look at how much Kenadee has grown!
The whole point is that in London, the way people are, they’re just very insular and no one ever looks at each other. You don’t look at each other on the subway. You literally step over people with their hands in the air every day asking for money. There’s this thing of you can live in a city and be completely alone, not notice anything going on around you. - Simon Pegg